I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i just google imaged poop.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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