I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
