so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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