Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Alive.
So much puke
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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