i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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