Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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