He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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