i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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