You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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