The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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