I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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