I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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