i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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