Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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