You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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