Need sex. Gaining weight.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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