how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I could have mohawked her pubes.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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