your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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