ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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