Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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