But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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