You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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