Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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