yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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