ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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