It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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