But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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