i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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