moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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