"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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