No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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