So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
