That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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