sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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