Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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