So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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