Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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