? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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