Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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