And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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