is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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