Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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