Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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