How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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