I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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