dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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