Apparently you make a good broom.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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