Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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