wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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