Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The adults are the big ones right?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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