It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
