Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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